The New World Order

The World has changed. Things that were always obvious, simple and true are now just wrong. In case you missed some of the big ones, here they are:

the sun - which gives life to the entire planet - will kill you with cancers; but it isnt warming the planet

eating eggs - the most nutritious food on earth - will kill you; but estrogen-reinforced gluten and sugar grits topped with lactose is a healthy part of a 'balanced' diet

cholesterol - crucial to life, health and all cellular function of all mammals - will kill you; but alcohol is essential to good health

you must love yourself completely as you are; don't change; irrespective of how dishonest, nasty, vindictive or downright evil you are. Don't change or fix the things you don't like about yourself; take an anti-depressant so you just don't care!

we no longer care that the Church calls us filthy, lowly, guilty sinners; now we know that emitting carbon - like the ocean does... and breathing... and the natural breakdown of all life and waste - makes us all filthy, lowly, guilty sinners

we must be tolerant and accommodating to all people and cultures; including those who want to kill us all because we exist

the free market is evil and dangerous because it helps our corrupt Government caretakers create disingenuous laws under the guise of 'protecting' us when, in fact, they're designed to benefit Companies and harm us. So we need to give more power to our corrupt Government caretakers to make more laws to 'protect' us!

the CODEX agreement will make dangerous vitamin C a restricted, prescription only item; but flouride is added to the water to keep your teeth healthy

Growth Hormone is the only drug too dangerous to prescribe for off-label use such as recovery from injury because it is completely safe and incredibly effective. Cortisone is the best choice for injury recovery because it cripples the immune system, causes strain on the heart, liver and kidneys and degenerates tissue

testosterone - without which we get very, very sick physically, mentally and sexually - is far too dangerous to prescribe for a recognised medical problem; but margarine reinforced with estrogen is 'good for you' because it will lower your cholesterol