And what a tragedy it is for those people. Their own DNA completely prevents them from being able to choose to do, well, ANYTHING, obviously! How can they do anything? If they are genetically lazy then they are incapable of effort. It is impossible for them to move. They can't work; they can't get out of bed; they obviously can't even eat... though somehow they manage to push past their genetic barriers to eat themselves to a fat-assed-death. And they get also manage to get past their genetic barriers to drink copious quantities of booze. Their genetics also fail to stop them getting their fat asses down to CentreLink where they very unlazily bitch and complain about the money they're owed for somehow, disgustingly, procreating; creating zillions more genetically-lazy trailer-park-trolls!
Much the same sympathy is deserved by the genetic smokers. Yes, smoking is genetic which means you have no choice in the matter either. If your DNA says you're a smoker then its going to happen TO YOU. You WILL BE a VICTIM to smoking. See, some peoples bodies produce proteins that bind their arms behind their backs, form cigarettes between their lips and expand their lungs to take giant inhalations of nicotine enriched smoke. The DNA of these poor souls' then forms cancer in response to the cigarettes they had forced upon them. Its nicotine rape. But the rapist is their own DNA! Its tragic!
And here was me, all this time, thinking that our genes simply describe how our bodies form and respond to the world we subject ourselves to. Nope. Seems I was wrong. According to the new Science, your genetics don't say that you will turn you into a fat bastard IF you choose to face-slam a million calories of shit per day; your genes say whether you will be fat, or lazy, or a smoker irrespective what choices you make. Very interesting. Useful information that too. Especially if you are a lazy, fat bastard who smokes!
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